L'eau de Durian

After a few months' absence, Durians are back in season - woohoo!

The worry is that apparently those who eat them exude the stench of the fruit through their skin / sweat for days afterwards. Durian smells like rotting drains. And this is a hot country, and I do sports. Oh dear. 

However, talking to some locals recently I discovered that the South East Asian love for this fruit (including its pungent smell) is extremely strong. And by logic, smelling of Durian might actually make one a popular and desirable hottie! ^^ This is up there with the famous UK adage, that the way to make British men really attracted to you is to smell of their favourite thing: lager.

Having said this, I have yet to notice any 'L'air du Lager' or CK Durian on the market. 

Singapore River Safari

Part of the various Singapore zoo experiences (alongside the Zoo, Night Safari & Jurong Bird Park ), this isn't actually a Safari on a River, although there are two very short boat rides you can take for extra cost. Instead, it's an on-foot zoo, but with animals selected in line with the various great rivers of the world (Amazon, Ganges, Nile, Yangtze etc).

It was a pretty enjoyable day, though at SG$28 (£14) for one adult, not cheap by Singapore standards (though actually a bit of a bargain if you're from UK!) I covered the entire experience, with both rides, rests, and a sprained ankle in 3 hours. So as you can probably tell, it's not that huge or comprehensive! But, the highlights for me were the Red and Great Pandas, the Squirrel Monkeys, and the wonderful Otters. I was also looking forward to the Manatees, which are in an impressive large aquarium at the end, but they were feeding when I arrived, and not very social! But there are decent, and nicely kept, displays of bizarre river fish and other creatures to look at. 

Piranha

The two boat rides are: the Amazon River Quest - which is quite Jurassic Park! Basically it's a Disney-style, automated ride, with animals to see as part of the entertainment. Actually it is quite good fun and lasts only about 10 minutes. But the huge problem is that the automated 'boat' goes past the animal spaces at super-speed, so by the time you've located the Jaguar or Capybara in the undergrowth, the boat has already been moved on. No photos or animal viewing on this, unless you're extremely fast! But to be honest, for only $5, and since I've never been on another boat-ride which 'crashes down hills' before, it was quite enjoyable!

The other ride is the regular River Safari Cruise, which is on a much larger, proper boat. And it is again a very short 15 minute trip, but this time on one of Singapore's reservoirs. The reservoir is big, but the boat ride just takes you on a tiny fraction of the shore, where you can see Giraffes, Elephants and other creatures in semi-open enclosures, if you are lucky. It is a really nice idea to view animals this way, actually.

Logistics: There are several ways to get there, I took the 138 circuit bus from Ang Mo Kio MRT station - which takes 30 mins to the River Safari. You can save 10-15% if you pre-book your venue ticket online - but it won't give you a discount on the boat rides, which remain SG$5 each even if you book them at the same time. Also you need a smartphone, printer or a good camera to photograph your e-ticket, as they need the bar code to get you in. Also disable your pop-up blocker before you start booking the tickets (they don't tell you this until you're already 80% through the process!)

The young staff (as with the Bird Park) were very sweet and helpful. And a large part of this experience has covered walkway, so I imagine it's OK in rain. There are less places to sit en-route than at the Bird Park, but plenty of toilet stops and a few cafes / stands to buy food or ice creams. Would still advise carrying your own water and snacks, however.

Anyway, here are some animal pix from today, maybe they'll encourage you to visit! (You can click on them for a larger slide-show) :)

 For more River Safari details go to: http://www.riversafari.com.sg/

Japanese micro-soup

This Christmas I received some tiny soup packets from Japan as part of a gift. We have instant soups worldwide, of course. But these ones take the form of 'rusks'. And they're much tastier than the average chemical concoction you get in packet soups. More like freeze-dried real soups, actually. Perhaps that's what they are? (My Japanese reading isn't yet good enough to work it out!) Worth a try, though.

A Few Strange British English Pronunciations

I have said this before, but since I started making friends from language exchange, I realise how difficult British English is to learn! As a native speaker, I knew that a few things were strange, but this doesn't begin to compare with the confusion that anomalies cause for learners trying to make logical sense of a second language. English is riddled with seemingly random daily pronunciations (finger v ginger, plough v tough, hanger v ranger..) but British English in particular has some real clangers (I've listed some below).

The explanation to all this weirdness is largely our history, which has been encrusted with invasions and visitations from Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Normans and others, all of whom brought their own bits to the language, including pronunciations. And then we have our own Celtic and other language influences from Scotland, Wales and Ireland. A lot of the most startling British English peculiarities arise from those culprits the Normans, whose French language contributions have become corrupted with time.

Lieutenant = leftenant. 'Lieu' is French, and in old French, it could also be pronounced 'liev' or 'luef'. This word is pronounced as the more logical 'lootenant' in American English. 

Featherstonehaugh = fanshaw. It's an English surname. I have no idea why it is pronounced this way!

Magdalen or Magdalene = maudlin, when it refers to the colleges at Oxford and Cambridge Universities. It might be a nickname, or because English pronunciation often dropped the 'g' during the Middle Ages, when the colleges were founded (French language influence again). Old institutions in the UK are famous for holding on to ancient and traditional things as part of their brand and culture. This includes names.

Caius = keys. Yep, another college at Cambridge University. The full name is Gonville and Caius College. And the weird pronunciation follows the surname of one of its founders. 

Worcester, Leicester, Bicester = wooster, lester, bister respectively. These are names of British towns. -chester, -caster and -cester are all old names for a settlement - it seems originally from the Roman Latin (castra = encampment) but then adopted and changed a bit by the later Saxons. Apparently, much later during the 1700s, the middle syllable just got lost due to fashion or lazy usage! 

Beauchamp = beecham. It's normally connected to place names (eg Beauchamp Place in London) Beauchamp is a French word again, pronounced roughly 'bowsharm' (apologies, French readers!) Beecham is a corruption of this. Incidentally, many of these peculiarly pronounced French place and personal names are associated with the upper classes and aristocracy (who presumably also like to hold on to ancient things as part of their brand!)

St John = sinjun, when it is a given name. (I used to have a friend called St John and the joke greeting was always 'Is the cat on fire, or is that you, Singe-in?') I couldn't find a definitive reason for the strange sound, but it seems a corrupted old French pronunciation is likely. The regular 'Saint John' is still the more normal way to pronounce this in other instances, though. e.g St John's Ambulance.

Berwick = berrick. It's a place name, and 'berrick' is the most common pronunciation, particularly for Northern and Scottish places. It comes from the Scottish Gaelic Bearaig. There are a few Berwicks around the UK, and it seems there can be some regional variations for the ones in the South. But 'berrick' is pretty safe. 'Berrick' Street Market, is a famous landmark down South in London !

Mainwearing is another English surname deriving from Anglo-Norman (French) :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR, people!

I think Manila was the place to have been this year! I wasn't, but here's a video of their amazing city-wide firework display :)