Tuesday 29 November 2016

More British English Slang

Following a few recent conversations, and an amusing (if you're British) competition ad made by a bank in Singapore, here are three English words which have common, old slang meanings outside of their regular ones! 

1. Curtains
Regular meaning: fabric things which cover your windows (we don't use the term 'drapes' in the UK)
Slang meaning: the end, usually death or the act of dying. As in the end of the show, when the curtains come down. I think this is mostly old London slang. It's often a slightly joking term and it is not offensive in daily chat, but should not be used in any kind of serious situation!

Example: "It'll be curtains for the goldfish if it keeps on trying to jump out of the tank!"

2. Toss
Regular meaning: to throw something
Slang meaning: to masturbate. The term is applied to males and can have variations such as 'tosser' (a man who tosses - ie an idiotic or unpleasant person), 'tosspot' (a ridiculous or unpleasant person). Tosser is the same as 'wanker' (with the same meaning) and both are quite common in colloquial British English! (Both are insults)

Example: "Urgh, my new boss is being a total tosser!"  


3. Tart
Regular meanings: a small pie; an acidic or sour taste
Slang meaning: a slut or prostitute. Traditionally applied to women, today it can be used of either gender to imply they sleep around a lot (this is an insult!) This is very old slang, and quite well known worldwide, I think.

Examples: 
"Don't go out with Eric, he's a complete tart!"
"Shall I buy these shoes?" - "No, they look a bit tarty." 



The banking ad.




Tuesday 8 November 2016

Snack of the Day: Pie Susu Asli Enaaak!

Never seen this before but I was given it to try after visitors from Indonesia gifted it. It's Balinese apparently. The packaging (I think) says 'the original milk pie - yummmmeeee'! It's basically a sort of custard tart, but the filling is made with sweetened-condensed milk, which I guess means it has a slightly longer shelf-life than a regular custard tart. And this is the posh brand. (Sweetened-condensed milk is very common across SE Asia because fresh milk will sour in about 3 seconds in the heat, or require expensive refrigeration. So most traditional hawker-style teas and coffees with milk are also very sweet!)

As for the milk pie, it was quite tasty, actually. Pretty sweet, of course, but then so are Asian custard tarts. A bit drier, as the 'custard' is not so bounteous. But worth a try if you see them in Bali! 



Friday 4 November 2016

People, damage limitation, Dentsu and debacles

Two things happened recently which struck me: 

1. The Wells Fargo scandal in America: a fest of fake and unapproved accounts were set up by employees who had apparently been set ridiculous targets under threat of firing.

2. Ad giant Dentsu was found to have massively over-estimated / over-charged multiple clients for digital marketing. The agency’s apparent response: to broadly blame overworked employees for the 'mistakes'. This in itself a curious choice of damage limitation – admission that you both overwork your staff to the point where they lose competence, then dishonourably blame them for the company’s wrongs as well? (Where is the management responsibility in this?) I know that Japanese cultural workplace expectations differ from the West's, and overwork is seen as less unacceptable - but Dentsu is a global player, and surely this statement was still a giant blunder of the comms kind too? [Though possibly judged as less damning than a more obvious statement: ‘We’ve been cooking the books!']

I don't know much about retail banking in the USA. If similar to the UK, it's unlikely it would be like investment banking, where there is a high-risk-high-reward parcel to the job. Retail banking employees might be on a far more modest outlook, and adrenalin stress not what they signed up for. I know for a fact that the advertising gals and guys below senior management would not be getting handsome remuneration for long hours.

But what connects the two stories is this: you can’t poop on your staff. High pressure environments with low trust cultures (as both these stories’ outcomes point to) will eventually lead to something coming unstuck. And both these examples show how damaging on a large scale THAT can be!

These news stories are a hard business case for what is often viewed as ‘fluffy-softie’ management practice. And by fluffy-softie, I mean human. Having worked across a number of companies, of varying sizes and profitability, what has stood out is that most outfits are comprised of the sum of their people. Who (even in marketing) are mostly humans. The culture might be high-win, or not, but if your people can’t trust the management / machine, and can’t feel part of the team, what incentive is there for them to be conscientious, give extra, or – if it's really bad - even uphold good practice in return? And in the majority of sectors, if your people aren't on board, what do you actually have left? Business leadership is not just about cash or bluster (or ego) but a respect for your people, their time, their health, and right to function with a sound moral compass.

FYI it is also interesting to note that Wells Fargo's first response was to fire a tranche of 'rogue' middle management and teams. But not senior management, who were ultimately accountable. More quick blame on the employee, without responsibility taken higher up! Surely if internal company investigations needed to be done, all levels should have been afforded the same time and consideration? 



Even as recently as a decade ago, it was a not-uncommon view held by some colleagues at my business school that including a human approach to business was silly, weak, and female (the very word 'female' implying useless). Which is worrying from many angles. This article is not gender related. But really, THESE men were potentially today's business leaders?? Thankfully the CEOs and other more experienced adults on the course did not think this way. And our textbooks didn't either. But the point is, a crucial factor was discounted by a group of on-paper-intelligent people - you can't actually run a good business focused on profits alone, any more than you can on people-wellbeing alone. The leadership thing is by nature multi-faceted, which is presumably why top management are paid so much.

Anyway, perhaps the positive value of Dentsu and Wells Fargo's huge, public, falls from grace (and yep, consequent losses in profits) is their stark illustration of the importance of decent people management in the overall business mix.


Since I wrote this article (on a bus, in September, when these stories were both hitting the news) Dentsu has been in the press again. This for a far more tragic situation – investigations into the 2015 death of a young advertising employee, possibly from overwork. This raises a whole bundle of other questions about employment, and possibly Asian cultural practice too. Another aritcle. But this sad incident had actually taken place before the company cited overworked staff as an explanation for their billing errors. Not sure what that says. But it doesn't sound too good right now.