Friday, 28 November 2014

Tattoos and Lost in Translation

Remember the Western celebrity trend for having tattoos done using Chinese and Japanese characters (also Thai, Sanskrit and other languages)? Britney, P!nk, Angelina, the Spice Girls' Mel C all have them. And I noticed some years ago that this trend was catching on around London as well. Why not, it looks cool, right?

Cool, until a friend from Beijing  pointed out to me with some amusement, that the girl at the table next to us had a tattoo on her arm which meant 'Ladies Toilet'.

And this is the thing. I have a very rudimentary grasp of written Chinese and Japanese, but even EYE know you can't translate things literally. How you combine characters matters! Every modern language has nuance and colloquialisms, and in fact the whole way of thinking behind Japanese and Chinese language systems is completely different from Western languages and thinking. So you can't just pick up a dictionary and translate things word for word. You need to know how the language works to convey the meaning ...and also how these characters might be read in the modern context. It's like my Japanese friends who keep saying 'I will meet you around the backside'. This makes perfect sense, logically - it is the back, side of the building. But in everyday British English backside only has one real meaning: somebody's posterior! 

And the same for this poor girl's tattoo.  女 is a Chinese character meaning 'woman' or 'female'. But in everyday Chinese - and you see this here in Singapore too - it is the sign for Ladies Toilets!


There has also been controversy over some celebrity tattoos - which look great but have no or confusing meaning in the Asian language they're supposed to represent. Tattoos are kind of a permanent thing. And you would think that (especially if you're a wealthy celebrity) it would be worth getting a proper translator on board before actually committing to the design! 

Meanwhile, I welcome any input from Japanese or Chinese speakers as to whether Mel C's tattoo (below) really means 'Girl Power' - or not! 



Monday, 17 November 2014

Body consciousness in Singapore & My Daily Juice

Ha! Food and martial arts labels in one post! Well, actually because apparently we're all supposed to be on 'warrior diets'. But mainly because this store is the place I now drop in to after training to re-hydrate at an affordable price :)

Here in Singapore, there is a big fashion for fitness and healthy eating. High protein, high fruit and veg diets, with low carbs, lots of juices, kale, avocado, beetroot, coconut being very trendy right now. Eating healthily is important for all athletes, but to be honest, most of us are not Michael Phelps (who I seem to remember eats large amounts of pizza?) and I strongly suspect it's in large part, a fad. From the States, maybe? I trained for years in the UK among some fairly serious athletes, without all this coming into play! And a lot of trendy juice bars cost a fortune, which is simply impractical for mortals.

Also of course, we have hot weather in Singapore, and this has led to pockets of very body-conscious (or body self-conscious) people. In Northern Europe, your weekend exercise relaxation might be a country walk/run wrapped anonymously in fleeces, wicking pants and a kagool; in SG it might be beach volleyball. That means trunks / bikini. (Argh!) And there are a lot of people here, and venues, which (yes, this came as a hilarious surprise to me, after a lifetime in Europe!) focus on looking good in swimwear, and posing in it socially! (Wefie, anyone?)

Anyway, I'm no Jessica Biel, but I do like a tasty juice after hours of sweating and punching. Mostly after training one craves KFC, so to find a yummy, affordable replacement, without the processed fat and chemicals is defo good!

I stumbled upon this place in an unglamorous mall near Chinatown (and fortunately on my walk from boxing gym to bus home!) Not sure if they've entirely got their market sorted out yet - they seem to do a bit of everything. But I go there for the fresh juices. They specialise in Avocado juices, but there are Kale, Beetroot and all the other fruit/veg options. And most of the juices are around SG$4 (UK £2), which works for me. The only issue is I think it shuts on Saturdays, and around 7pm on weekdays - so if you're training late or after work, no go. But for my daytime training days, it's my go-to! Yum.




Avocado, banana, honey
Avocado, green apple 
My Daily Juice
#01-03 China Square Central
Singapore

Saturday, 15 November 2014

Matcha of the Day: Muji instant matcha latte

Yes, Muji in Asia sells food !* And while I was rummaging around I found this! Woohoo! My matcha obsession continues - so what better than to have it at home?


OK I am not sure how healthy this instant version is, but it's easy and tastes pretty OK. It's actually sweet even without added syrup .. in fact it is suspiciously like Starbuck's matcha latte which makes me wonder if they use the same instant stuff! The real deal - such as Tsujiri - is neutral/bitter without syrup. For this instant version, you just add hot water (or water with hot milk like I did) to a tablespoonful of the green powder, stir, drink. The packet costs around SG$6.50, so even if you can only make 6 drinks from it, that's still a good cost saving on getting a daily Starbucks. Worth a try.



* Muji in the UK only sells clothing and home/office items (or at least it still did in 2012 when I was last there!)


The Art of Armpit Advertising

Hmm. OK this is not a cultural thing, as these ads are mostly Western brands. But while shopping for sports gear recently, I was struck by the number of armpits that appear in sports and fitness ads. OK, I know we sporty people do some things with our arms up - but we also do a lot of things without our armpits on show. And not sure if pits are really the most impressive part of an athlete's physique either! But most of the ads used them and it started to become a bit of a hilarious cliche. ^^ Just a thought, if there are any sports marketers reading this! 


Tuesday, 11 November 2014

A Gift of Pickles

I think. Well, OK, I was told they were pickles and they taste pretty picklish! This was a gift brought over from Japan, which is a major treat. And like most gifts from Japan, it came beautifully packaged too. The pickles seem to be vegetables - slices of gherkin type things, and maybe mushroom? - in different sauces.  My Japanese reading is not good enough to translate the labels, so I just went ahead and ate the contents on rice! All good. :)





Monday, 27 October 2014

A visit to Ramen Champion

Ramen Champion is a 'mini village' (in a mall) in Singapore, which has exclusively ramen restaurants in it. It's quite famous among local ramen-fans (there are a lot!) and I made my first visit there last weekend.

In fact Ramen Champion is a competition, which I think was conceived in either Singapore or Hong Kong. A cluster of top ramen outfits from Japan were invited to set up a stall at the Ramen Champion site, and each vendor competes on sales (and I believe social media voting). The winner gets to keep the stand in Singapore. The rest get sent home. The competition started in 2011 apparently, and is still going. With new vendors being continually invited in to 'ramen-off'. I'm not sure how long each competition period lasts for, but presumably previous winners are still there. The outcome either way, is some very nice ramen!


What is ramen?
Ramen is a type of Japanese noodle, which is usually served in a soup along with other ingredients (often char-siu pork; bamboo shoots; fungus; some nori seaweed; often a delicious kind of preserved egg - but there are many variations). Anyone from the UK: ramen is not that watery soup you find in Wagamama and other outlets! Nor is that just-add-hot-water packet stuff you can buy for 50p in Chinatown ;) I have never found proper ramen in London, and was surprised / delighted by what I tasted in Japan! Ramen is acually a delicious, flavoursome broth packed with goodies, and the whole deal feels like a very fulfilling meal. There are many regional variations of ramen across Japan, with different broth recipes, different add-in ingredients. There are red versions, black versions, white versions, spicy versions, fishy versions... You can usually choose your type of ramen noodle as well (thin, thicker, 'al-dente' whatever). Yum! So in E Asia, you get many ramen-buffs, who savour and compare the different types. In Asia, most good ramen outlets serve only ramen. 

Anyway, I went with two ramen-buffs to Ramen Champion, and was recommended a shio ramen option from the Shodai Koji stall (shio ramen is one of my favourite types). I kept it simple, and I must say it was pretty good. But I will be going back again to try more and more unusual options! (The Pork God sounds interesting ;) )




Sunday, 26 October 2014

Singapore: Ten Ways to Spot a McGym / McDojo / McDojang



As some of you know, I've been training at martial arts, pretty seriously, for nearly 10 years. A few different styles, both traditional and modern/competitive. I am no Grand-Master or Olympic athlete, but I love it. It really is one of the most rewarding, challenging and fulfilling things I have found - not to mention that I've met great groups of people in my clubs and squads, who feel the same way!


I have a rule that when I travel for any period of time, I try to train at some martial arts in that country. I've done taekwondo in Malaysia, muay thai in Thailand, went to karate HQ in Tokyo, tried (and failed!) to find Khmer boxing in Cambodia ^^ (though I did find Western boxing). Basically I have been lucky to find that in many countries, I can join places where I find like-minded people. People who love their art, respect it, and train determinedly, through mental challenge, sweat, bruises, and inevitable injuries to improve. For life. And know the rewards this brings. I've found this mindset is pretty similar world-over, and regardless of language, culture and the style of martial art.

So when I moved to the modern city of Singapore, I was pretty confident I'd find a good club or clubs. Taekwondo is my main art, with a few others thrown in. And taekwondo is one of the most fast-growing and accessible martial arts in the world. But actually I have now been in SG for nearly three years, tried out countless clubs for my different arts, and have found it extremely difficult to find anything genuine. Yes, there are a plethora of taekwondo, MMA and other schools here, a lot are flashy, brilliantly advertised, claim to be the best of the best, and seem to have instructors with incredible CV's - but they don't actually teach you real martial arts.

This kind of 'martial arts' establishment is known, and joked about in real martial arts circles as McGym / McDojo / McDojang (depending on what you're trying to learn)! They're the butt of hilariousness in the UK, but I'd never actually encountered a fully fledged one before. In Singapore, there are A LOT of McPremises!

A real Dojo or fight gym puts your (yes your!) training at the heart of everything it does. Your instructors will identify your strengths, potential, things to correct, and work with you on bettering them. If you're good, or enthusiastic, they will notice and nurture it. If you're struggling, they'll guide you. In the end all students hopefully will be learning and improving, together. The aim is to make you and your team better.

The aim of the McGym/McDojang is crucially NOT to coach their students individually through a fascinating life-journey (though they will undoubtedly claim this in their advertising). Their aim is to boost their own brand, make cash and pull in increasing volumes of new customers (to make more cash). There's nothing wrong with cash per se (though I believe it goes against some traditional martial arts philosophies) but at the McGym, cash and their own external image will come first, second and third - before any consideration of students' learning, passion or talent. Real martial arts is like a delicious, nutritious roast dinner - the McGym will give you.. well Fast Food! (But unlike a McDonald's, it claims to be a home-cooked roast dinner and actually charges you more!)

In short: McDojo might look and be great for a pose, but you won't learn much, or reap any of the life-building rewards that the real deal offers. 

More confusingly, in Singapore at least, McPremises will market themselves as The Real Martial Arts - when they certainly aren't. I guess there is no trade description about the spirit of martial arts! But I've had to go through a lot of trial and expense to find this out.

So, particularly for newbies who might be considering martial arts in Singapore, here are ten things to be wary of, and which most McDojos and McGyms share in common: 

1. They cost a lot. And this is a classic case of Perceived User Value. Beginners look at the flash premises, shiny marketing and exorbitant fees and think, 'It must be good, maybe I should sign up?'. Actually, all it really means is that they charge a lot, look great, and provide nicer toilets than the local community centre. But you might get better teaching at the CC. 

2. They will try to lock you into a contract, which you have to pay a penalty to exit. Some will even refuse to let you progress through classes (regardless of talent!) unless you sign your life away on the locked contract. This of course has nothing to do with how skilled or passionate you are, or how hard you train; it's about them reaping cash rewards. It also means that however carelessly they might treat you as a customer, you can't leave without penalties. This implies that maybe existing customers ARE quietly disappointed - and would have left if not locked into these contracts. Don't sign it! A place which allows students flexibility, and is STILL full of regular members is probably a far better prospect! 

3. It might be in a prominent place in town, with large windows so that passers-by can watch you train. And you can show off. This is more nifty advertising by McDojang. You are being used as a showcase / lure for their endlessly targeted 'new business prospects'. It's about playing on people's narcissism, and they've assumed you're stupid enough to fall for it. Martial arts is not about looking hot, or having a great matching crop-top ensemble to show the public. If you're good at real martial arts, you will most certainly get respect, and you won't need to do this 'on show'. (Except at tournaments etc, obviously!) 

4. As mentioned, it will have a roster of impressive-sounding instructors. But this means nothing unless the McDojo actually teaches you real martial arts, AND you get to train directly with these stars. You don't need a Boxing World Champion in the room if all you are doing is keep fit, hitting a bag. If you are already a competitor at boxing and can get proper classes with, and coaching from this Champ, then you might well find it useful. But my experience in Singapore is, for example, fabulous sounding Korean taekwondo instructors, who might be brilliant fighters.. but the most you will actually be allowed to get from them in McDojang is 'kick drills'. I can do these kick drills at home. Or at the community centre! Again - it's all about image and marketing. And not about actual service. 

5. Classes / gradings are surprisingly non-taxing. Classes might be just long enough to give you some cardio, but not really too exhausting. And your gradings to get belts require a few dance moves, or sloppily executed techniques, but nothing that actually will require hard work or push your limits. The real way you learn (and not just in martial arts, I think!) is by challenging yourself, pushing yourself continually a bit more than you think you can humanly manage. And you will survive. And next time, you can do more. And you will realise that your limits and abilities are far greater than your comfort zone. THAT is real reward. NOT a gilded certificate, or new belt, that looks great to show off with, but taught you nothing. McGym thrives on the superficial and on some unfortunate people's attraction to it. A high fee with a pushover grading is kind of equivalent to just walking into a store and purchasing a certificate or belt. (And, incidentally, will become embarrassingly obvious if you ever find yourself exposed to real martial artists in the future!) Don't you deserve the chance to get the real deal? 

6. Fabulous advertising. Well, it's all about image and revenue, so what do you expect? The slicker the marketing is, the more 'Mc' this establishment probably is, unfortunately. Great ads and frequent TV appearances doesn't mean they offer a great service to students; it means they have an impressive, well funded PR department. This in turn implies a couple of things: a) that they're investing a ton in marketing, which in another place might instead be going back into services for the students; b) that getting new customers might be more important to them than looking after their existing ones (which of course works doubly well if you're forced into that locked contract!) I've even been turfed out of training at one SG McGym, to clear the space to video shoot for their all-important, glossy PR machine! (And, most interestingly, they didn't want us pesky, flawed, high-paying students in the video either!)

Of course, any business needs to market itself, but in Singapore you might do better investigating the clubs that pop up further down the search page, rather than those at the top. And beyond any advertising or print, word-of-mouth recommendation from an established athlete in the sport will be your best advice. 

7. While this might happen at your CC due to lack of resources, McDojang might have  'sparring' classes where senior belt adults are supposed to train alongside 5 year olds. Because Mom thought it would be super-cute to have her little Jason in the class with her. Beware! Obviously nobody is taking this class seriously. Mom is paying a lot for her little Jason to be in there, and this cash talks louder to the club than sense, respect for the learning of the other adults - or the safety of the child.. I have actually experienced this in Singapore McDojangs, and for this reason. What you have here is not actually martial arts, but 'family keep fit'. Kids of course do train at real martial arts, but any good club (especially one commanding high fees and with plenty of staff!) will have separate classes for them, where they can learn at their own pace and with people their own size. ESPECIALLY for sparring. 

8. Those fabulous, flashy-looking premises. Mats and bags are pristine - because nobody is really using them, and/or the cleaning regime of the place takes precedence over people using them. (I've also experienced the latter in SG!) Hygiene is important - and you only have to enter an immaculate Japanese Dojo to know that - but if cleaning actually prevents people from training, it might be more about brand image than students' wellbeing. Yep, that word again 'image'! One of the best schools I trained with, which has spawned Olympic athletes, took place in a dusty sports hall in North London. And it was very reasonably priced. The reason: what makes the difference is the focus on good teaching, the inspiration, the team spirit and the students' dedication. Not architectural interiors, or fabulous bathrooms. 

9. They have Free/Open Gym* time but there is hardly anybody in there. This is probably because the students aren't learning martial arts there. They're doing keep-fit-with-martial-arts-gear - which doesn't necessarily require extra work on your own, perfecting a tricky kick, or training for competition. At one real martial arts place I trained at in Europe, it was always a competition to get he free studio space where we could do our own training! We'd teach each other techniques and generally knuckle down and get a bit ahead of our competitors. Even during weekdays

*(non-class time, when students can do their own, independent, training)   

10. They put high focus on keep fit and/or body-beautiful in their advertising. Of course, a lot of real martial arts will keep you fit, if you work at them. But that's not the aim of it. Martial arts is about skills, underpinned by fitness. Keep fit is about ..keeping fit. If you are a keen martial artist you will probably do fitness training in your spare time anyway, IN ORDER TO DO WELL AT THE MARTIAL ART. Not instead of it. 

So, in addition to watching out for points 1-9, at your trial class you should ask yourself: 
  • Have I learned some moves which are technical, and which I can begin to perfect over the months?
  • Have I seen other students [not just instructors] doing technical moves?
  • Have my instructors talked about my range, footwork, stance, rhythm, or the precision of how I put that lock on to make it work?
  • (If it's a sparring martial art) Have I seen other students [not just instructors] sparring? 
If the answer is: 'No to all of the above. But we ran about a lot and hit pads, and I felt puffed out at the end' - you probably have a McDojang on your hands. 
 


Photos courtesy of LEGO.